On my birthday this year, I asked Noah to do something special for me. "But you're not a queen!" I refuted and insisted that I was! He replied, "But you don't have a crown. You don't have a long skirt. You don't have earrings and a necklace with a gem." Amused, I asked how he knew that that was how a queen looked like. As if I asked the dumbest question on earth, he replied, "Because I always see it in a card game!"